31/08/2009

Windhoek and the road to Witvlei.

Windhoek and the road to Witvlei.

After three days on the Bosua pass road I was fairly broken.
Travelling any distance on a dirt road is pretty tough. I like a nice
day out on the mountain bikes, but that's usually well under 40km and
on unladen bikes, Friday's 141km was pretty hard. So I decided to take
Saturday off to eat (lots) catch up on internetting (as you may have
noticed) and sort out important things I should have done earlier,
like flights home for instance!

As you know I stupidly wasn't actually aware it was a Saturday and
spent most of the morning sitting in a cafe writing the blog,
blissfully unaware everything was about to close down at lunchtime
(we're not in London now). I need to thank all of you who responded to
my request for open Internet locations. I was eventually once again
saved by Puccini house (which is next door to Pension Cori, where I
was staying) they let me buy some Internet cards and get on the WiFi
to send all the posting I'd written in the desert. My brother Rob was
also a star and helped me book my tickets back from Maputo (guess this
means I kinda gotta get there now eh?)

The girl running Pension Cori (Anne-Marie) very kindly arranged a
breakfast for me for the following morning so I could head off at the
crack of dawn... I then proceeded to oversleep (I'd forgotten to set
my alarm) and ended up not leaving till about 9am! Thanks anyway Anne-
Marie you looked after me well.

So the powerful one and I finally, but rather tardily hit the road to
Witvlei. On tarmac! Wonderful! It's a bit of a climb back out of
Windhoek, but on tarmac that's fine. I no longer have to concentrate
on the road but can take in the views. It was great.

The first major obstacle of the day was more psychological than
anything else. Passing the airport. As you know from previous posts
this is my second visit to Namibia and though I've mostly been to
completely different places this time I have been in the same general
area that Hannah and I visited. So there've been a lot of memories.
When we visited we came in through the airport of course so passing
beyond this point was new territory for me and I found it quite
tough. Hopefully things will get a little easier on the new roads.

The day was going well. The distances were speeding by. I was loving
the Tarmac. I saw lots of Hornbills, yellow-billed I believe (I forgot
to put them in the beasties post) and loads of Wharthogs and pigglets,
who didn't seem to mind the cars or massive lorries passing, but were
terrified whenever they saw me!

All was good until I stopped for a cool mid-afternoon drink at a
roadside bar. As usual people asked what I was doing, why I didn't
have a car, did I want a lift etc... I explained to the guy I was
talking to that I was headed to Witvlei (by now only 40km down the
road) Oh no! He said. There is nothing there. It is a rural place. You
must go on to Gobabis... another 60km further! That meant I still had
100km to go and about three hours daylight left (not nearly enough). I
wasn't sure what to do, but thought it best to at least get peddaling
whilst I pondered the situation. Camping is only really an option if
you can stop before dark. So I'd need built accomodation, but had no
numbers for places to stay in Gobabis. My sister Lizzy put in a
stirling effort once more finding some numbers via the Internet
(though the maps say I'm supposed to have 3G on a lot of this road
I've been completely unable to do anything other than telephone or
text) I was now nearly riding into Witvlei. It was just past five. The
sun probably had half an hour till it slipped below the horizon behind
me. I really didn't want to do that extra 60km. Especially in the dark
with the massive lorries on this road.

As I sped in to Witvlei it appeared my friend at the bar was indeed
correct. The biggest buliding I could see was a biltong factory, other
than this all the buildings were very small, the main local transport
appeared to be horse and cart (unless you count the big lorries
thundering downthe main road). Much as I didn't want to I thought I'd
best get ringing Gobabis.

...then salvation! I spotted a great looking place called Ziegie's
rest camp, rooms, camping, overlanders welcome Sounded great. And it
was. The owner Jan came out and offered me camping or a room, the
90minute 40km sprint had finished me... a room please!

So after expecting a terrifying few hours dodging lorries in the dark
instead I ended up spending the evening sitting at Ziegie's bar
chatting with Jan and the ony two other guests, CJ and Tarryn. Jan was
an amazing person, he was on a five year sort of downsizing plan
running the place. He'd been a circus elephant trainer, been in the
army on the Angolan border an extra in loads of films, worked as a
Trans-Atlantic coffee trader and spent quite some time travelling
around Africa in a unimob lorry he'd kitted out himself. Tarryn and CJ
were zoologists from Pretoria researching the contribution bushmeat
has to the Namibian economy (mostly through biltong I believe) and are
off to the Khomas in a few days to interview farmers over there. I
asked them to think of me if they ever decided to tackle the Bosua pass.

A great evening. Things like this were why I came.

30/08/2009

Beasties

Beasties

I'll post every now and then recording the creatures I meet on my
travels. Where possible I'm gonna try n take pictures to prove it and
no I'll not include the Leopard cos I didn't actually see it. Bits of
animals, road kill or prints/poo don't count. Apologies to all
ornithologists, but I had to leave the birds of southern book in
England so am a little lost regarding most birds (though I can
recognise an Ostrich) in retrospect I probably could have carried it
and if I'd had chance today would probably have bought one in
Windhoek. I'll plan to try and rectify this in Maun. Meantime I'll do
my best to describe the birds I see any ornithologists out there
please help me out and suggest what you think they may have been.

I'll end these posts with a list of my five most wanted (but not
neccesarily most likely to be seen). Lions, Hippos, Crocs and Hyenas
will only be on this list on my rest day in the Okavango since I don't
really want to see them from my bike. This list will also change as I
ride through different habitats, for example I think Namibia is the
only place I'm likely to see a Gemsbok so that will drop off the list
once I get to Botswana whether i've seen one or not (to be honest I
think the Namib savannah was probably my best chance)

Noah/Elliotts, feel free to correct me if I start bullshi*ting

Feel free to suggest things I should be looking out for.

So... already seen,

Ostrich
Kudu
Klipspringer
Springbok
Bushy tailed mongoose (I think that's the right species any way)
A small light brown snake who sped off before I could catch it
Small Agama lizards
A medium sized lizard with a big head hiding in a cattle grid looking
terrified as I thundered over it.
A large black vulture
Baboons
Black legged stilt
A very pale coloured strling sized bird with faint Wheatear like eye
markings (the only creature I saw in the middle of the desert)
Some species of seagull in Swakupmond
Small brown lizards everywhere
Kori Bustard
Funny bird a bit like a dwarf Bustard that often walks by the road
Noisy green birds with crests and long tails in Windhoek
Blackbird like things with bright eyes and beautiful song in Windhoek.
Black birds with long forked tails in the mountains
Wharthogs from about 50km outside Windhoek onwards
Lots of cool beatles (Welwischia trees seemed to have a lot on them
for some reason)
Some very common doves which fly together in flocks at dawn and dusk.

Current most wanted;
- Gemsbok
- Meerkat (fyi, Meerkat Manor is filmed in the Kalahari)
- Those squirrels that stand up and look at you as you drive past in a
car, want to see what they make of a bike.
- Any big snake
- Cheetah

29/08/2009

The kindness of strangers

The kindness of strangers

I wouldn't have made it across the desert and the mountains without
the kindness of the people I met on the road. I really should have
written all your names down so I could thank you properly. Instead I
hope you recognise my poor descriptions and apologies to anyone I've
left anyone out, at times I was in a pretty poor way.

I should point out that I don't actually think it would be possible to
travel that road without others supplying you along the way. Mostly on
account of water. I rolled into Windhoek with a litre and a half on
the bike. If I'd tried to set out from Swakup with all the water I
ended up drinking I'm pretty sure the bike would have collapsed
immediately and if not the Bosua pass wouldn't even bear thinking of.

The first day a group pulled up, asked if I was OK and offered me
water, I declined. I still believed I had all I needed to make it solo
(stupid boy!)

After my close call with the salt later that evening and the problems
with the sat phone I knew I would need to stop the first few people I
saw on the road to pass a message to England. I guess even then I
still hadn't quite grasped how far I had to go nor the terrain I'd
chosen to tackle.

The first I met that day were the guys heading for the uranium mines,
they gave me a lot of water, a massive burger and a salad (believe me
it's quite a surreal experience to sit alone in the desert drizzling a
dressing over a leafy salad) I'm afraid those contributions lasted
about five minutes I was so hungry, but the memory of the cold beer
you offered me and I declined, lasted a whole lot longer!

Then of course Mr Vilberts who gave me water, two fizzy drinks
(including pine nut pop which was great) and a droewor (correct
spelling?) and also put me in the newspaper! I love your little dog
poking his head out of the window in the background.

On the final day I saw quite a few more people. The first were the
kids heading off to Swakup for a weeks holiday, what time did you guys
get up? You were out really early, I thought teenagers weren't
supposed to be seen before midday? They offered me a beer, which this
time I accepted and drank in Windhoek and cold fizzy water which
tasted great.

Then the family I met halfway up a hill near the Baboon troop. They
gave me water, nougat, toasties (which were great - I was seriously
carb deficient) and of course their son who gave me his lollipop. I
saved this right till the end as the sun went down and I was on the
last hill looking down on Windhoek.

Then the couple who gave me water, homemade potato paties, minature
plum tomatoes (my favourite even when I'm not in a desert) and even a
100g bar of dairy milk! (which I was of course forced to consume as
soon as you were round the corner, due to the heat and also just in
case you changed your minds and came back for it!)

Finally the couple on the way to their farm who gave me lots of water
(even apologising it was only tapwater!)

You were all great and from now on I'm always gonna carry a spare
bottle of water and a droewor if I'm ever on a long trip - just in
case I meet a traveller in need. If any of you are ever in London drop
me an email it would be great to meet up again.

Descent into civilisation

Descent into civilisation

The sun had set. My 'stop riding and camp' alarms had all gone off,
but today these could be ignored for a change, I had a buliding to
sleep in!

I'd been psyching myself up for at least three hours of riding in the
dark. I'm not sure why but I'd begun to mistrust the distances my
computer was telling me, in the end the computer turned out true to
it's word. Sorry computer.

So I reckoned I still had at least 40km to go when I saw a road sign
for the D1958! The what you say? Well this was a road marked on my map
and only 5km from the start of the 15km tarmac run into Windhoek! I
was 25km further than I'd thought I was!

The tarmac quickly materialised my speed picked up and soon after the
lights of Windhoek appeared! I'd been saving the lollipop I'd been
given earlier for just this moment. So I stopped to unwrap and eat it,
at last looking down on Windhoek, 300 metres of descent and 15km of
smooth fast tarmac road below me. It felt great. The city was spread
out below like you see in American movies (I think usually LA?)

So I started to roll and got into the first decent in tuck since
riding in from the airport so many days before. It was quite dark by
now and the air had become quite cold, but this was nice, I'd wanted
to be cold for some time. When I slowed I could hear cicadas all
around, but these were quickly drowned out by the wind rushing past my
ears as the bike picked up speed in the steeper sections (I later
found I'd reached nearly 60km/hr - which is probably a bit fast in the
dark on a heavily laden bike)

By now the Moon had become a half Moon was high in the sky and really
quite bright. It felt like a spot light above above me and cast a
sharp blue shadow on the road racing beneath me. Ahead the lights of
Windhoek grew brighter. Unless I looked up the moon was well out of my
field of vision and the brightest thing in the sky was Venus to the
east, hanging a few degrees above the city (no I wasn't planning on
sleeping in a manger). The other stars were also bright and on the
slower sections I could come out of the tuck and tried to locate the
southern cross (I assume it lies to the south? My knowledge of the sky
at night is weak) but the growing urban glare gradually enveloped me
and all but the brightest stars slowly began to disappear. As i
teached the city limits i whizzed towards a police road block they
looked a little surprised but waved me through. Before I knew it the
descent was over and I was at my stop for the night. It was time for
that beer!

Plans

I hope you liked the recent posts and pictures. I have to thank the Puccini house for being so accomodating letting me use their WiFi and internet. Wouldn't have been possible without you guys!

As you can see I've had a day off today in Windhoek. The last three days fairly took it out of me, but this means I'm two days behind schedule! I'm hoping to head out early tomorrow morning and be at the Botswanan border in a couple of days and then hopefully in Maun a few days after that. I cant confirm when you will next get a blog post but I'll try and ask someone to post something to the Facebook page or the comments section of this posting each day so you know where I'm up to. If you wouldn't all mind updating mt map that would be great - internet here generally can't cope with interactive google applications in afraid.

Thanks to everyone for all the support I've had up to now (and I don't just mean the people who gave me so much on the Bosua road - though I probably owe my life to you all, special post coming up for you all about who gave me what so you can all see how generous they were)

Keep in contact so I know what your all up too. See you all soon!

Minutes after safely arriving in the dark - not the cleanest boy eh!?

Mu

In 'The Republikkan' - 28th August

Bosua pass camp

On the atlantic coast

ON

Crossing the Khomas mountains

Today's post will be a bit shorter than yesterday. Don't want to bite
you too much.
Today was tough looking at the map
I was expecting to do 124km which is still a fair distance, It ended
up being 141km and a longtime in the saddle. It was never flat. Never
as bad as the Bosua pass, but plenty of bottom gear 4km/hr stuff.
Gruelling. And the surface was far from smooth so I couldn't really
capitalise on the climbs with the descents for fear of rolling the
bike or even just puncturing. I have to say the powerful one really is
quite a beast. Intended for commuting in London, this machine is
something else, no punctures no strange noises nothing, it just keeps
going. I know I'm raising money for bicycle aid to africa... but sorry
chaps I'm keeping this one (she's a Kona Smoke, incase anyone's
looking to buy a good bike at presen and only about £250 new)

The scenery was stunning once again (this road has been tough, but I
don't for a moment regret opting out of the slightly longer tarmaced
route to the north) I saw Baboons for the first time, quite a lot of
them (and incase you were wondering Tommy, they seemed terrified of
me). I was off the hot plains and there was usually a good breeze up
in the mountains so it was not so hot today, anyway my cooling
techniques were are now well honed. This was a long day but the end
when it eventually came was sooner than expected (for a change) and
the approach to Windhoek was amazing... but that's for another post.

Some stats

In case there are some data geeks out there (given I work in public
health I'm sure there are many - myself included) I thought I should
start to include a few stats every now and then

I've written the data in short hand so here is a quick key to what it
all means. ddist=daily distance tdist=total distance (since leaving
Windhoek Airport) rdtime=time out on the road this is using a
stopwatch from when I start in the morning till I stop that evening
roltime=this is recorded by my cycle computer which stopsthe clock
whenever the front wheel of the bike stops moving (and no I can't
wheelie with my kit on) comparing these two times gives an idea of how
lazy I've been av=average speed max=maximum speed asc=cumulative
ascent dsc=cumulative descent
All Distances are in km and ascent/descent in metres.

So here we go
Day -2 - Windhoek airport - Backpackers lodge; ddist 54 tdist 54
rdtime 2:49 roltime 2:49 av 19.5 max asc 376 dsc 441
Day 1 - Atlantic ocean - Namib savannah; ddist 108 tdist 166 rdtime
6:30 roltime 4.24 av 17.8 max 33.9 (forgot t set altimeter but camped
@ about 800m)
Day 2 - savannah - Bosua pass; ddist 89 tdist 255 rdtime 10:14 roltime
6:26 av 13.8 max 56.4 asc 1190 dsc 359
Day 3 - Bosua pass - Windhoek; ddist 141 tdist 396 rdtime 12:15
roltime 12:01 av 13.8 max 57.3 asc 2057 dsc 205

Two days in the desert.

The last two days have been tough. Instead of writing this entry from
Windhoek I'm in a tent at the top of a mountain pass on the edge of
the desert. If it's gonna be like this everyday there's very little
chance I'll make it to Maputo on the bike. I always knew this bit
would be tricky, it's one of the few untarmaced sections I'm following
and there's the added weight of carrying all my food and water.
This is also one of the most beautiful areas I'll be riding through,
proper desert with huge red dunes and true African savanah with herds
of Springbok and Ostriches. I've seen a few Jackals some
klipspringers and some kudu, luckily no Lions (though I did think,
mistakenly, that I'd heard one last night)

Swakupmond didn't go according to plan. Instead of disembarking to
find my bike on the plaform, all there was, was a lot of mist
(Swakupmond is a cold misty place, look up 'Benguela current' for some
explanation) and a big salt factory - they have lots of that here too.
The two station security guards said this was normal and that the
containers holding my bike would soon be opened once the right
people arrived in about half an hour. It was still dark so that didn't seem too bad. An hour and a half later, still nil velo. The security guards then
realised today was Hero's day (their national holiday) so no one would
be coming to work at all. Bugger! To cut a long, not very interesting,
story short I eventually got hold of my bike and finally rode down to the beach to
touch the Atlantic at quarter to ten, four hours after arriving! Still better late than never.

So after getting my feet a bit wet and selecting a suitable sized
piece of driftwood as a souvenir I was finally off! I'd been beginning
to think I'd never actually start this ride.


Entering the desert was quite daunting. It looked huge, to my right
were the massive red dunes the Namib is famous for, to my left yellowy
white sand stretching to the horizon. At first progress was good. The
air was still cool from the atlantic and there were frequent 'no dust
sections' which basically meant tarmac and over which I could move very
rapidly.

I didnt pass much. There were the occasional inselbergs moving
along the horizon like far off icebergs. I saw a few Welwitschia trees
(these are amazing things endemic to the Namib, can live to many
thousands of years old... and look nothing like trees) I passed quite
a few signs for uranium mines telling me in no uncertain terms to keep
out. No fear of my disobeying that!


After a few hours I started seeing grass and thought the mighty
Namib had been conquered, that wasn't so hard. What was everyone going
on about. Skeleton coast, not likely, a bottle of water and a good
pair of shoes should see most people across what I'd covered. Of
course this was not the case, stupid boy! The grass soon vanished again and
I was back surrounded by sand and this time no 'dust free's.


Eventually. The grass came back, but it brought unwelcome company...
sand on the road! You may not realise the significance of this if
you've never ridden a bike in sand (yes I know some of you have never
riden a bike at all, didn't your parents ever teach you about the
correct priorities in life? Crawl, Stand, Ride bike, Walk, Run, Talk?)
So progress was now painfully slow. My bike was heavy and the sand was dry, like the loose stuff
you find on sand dunes, not the nice packed stuff down by the waters edge. For
some reason when you push a heavy bike through sand the front wheel
turns slightly toward the side you're walking on and you almost have
to push the tyre through the sand sideways. Not fun. As I said progress was slow and
very hot, by now I was drinking a lot of water. At least the mountains
were now visible on the horizon, but unfotunately that was close to where the sun was too. I had little time before sunset. And as I'd revised a few days ago heading into Windhoek, there are no long sunsets in the tropics. Sun down = get dark quick.


I'm not sure at what point I realised all was not well with me.
Perhaps it was when I started (quite seriously) considering
riding all night and all the next day in an effort to get to Windhoek in record time and claw back that extra day. Or maybe it was when I started finding it almost impossible to pick the
bike up whenever it fell over in the sand. Anyway by the time I
finally stopped for the day I felt very faint and was shaking I felt so weak and
my lips kept fasiculating. I drank more water. Still felt terrible.
What was wrong with me? Then I noticed my clothes. I was wearing a
navy blue top and this was streaked with white streaks. I don't mean
just like you get after along summer run, I looked like some kind of
LSD induced tiger. Sh*t I was salt deplete. Not good! I'd anticipated this and
brought a kilo of salt with me, but which pannier was it in? There are four of them! I
eventually found it and mixed up a sugar and salt solution. This
tasted great and I drank so much I almost vomited. After about ten
minutes I felt much better and just a little bit stupid - but another
mistake survived, just.


To cap off a difficult evening, in case of running into difficulties
I'd arranged to call England by eight pm each night. Namibia (in
common with most of Africa) actually has pretty good mobile reception
and anyway, just in case, I'd borrowed my friend Maria's brother's
sattelite phone. I'm not sure what I was doing wrong, but I just
couldn't get the thing to connect, it seemed to pick up the sattelite, but do no
more than that (error CC38 what ever that means). I was by now quite worried my parents would be very concerned I'd perished on my first day! After all if I had a sattelite phone there should be no reason other than death or kidnap to prevent me calling in.

One thing did perk up my spirits though. As I was laying in my sleeping bag looking out at
the yellow grass and the stars a small bird which looked like a black
legged stilt (I couldn't bring my bird book sadly) flew down, seemingly
interested in the light from my head torch. It came so close I could
almost touch it and could certainly hear it breathing. So that was cool.

Next day I woke and got out of bed late (see next post for explaination, I wasn't being
lazy). I felt much better than I had the evening before. I'd just ridden
across a desert and spent a night alone in the savannah this is the
kind of adventure I'd dreamed about since I was a little boy.
Brilliant! I felt great!


I set off down the road heading for the mountains. Hoping to conquer
the Bosua pass by lunchtime. I didn't care so much about the sandy
patches now. Anyhow they were getting less and less frequent. This
was amazing. Riding across the early morning savannah. It would be at
least three hours before anyone driving from Swakupmond or Windhoek would be likely to reach this point. I had it all to myself. There were small herds of Springbok, some
larger antelopes too far off to identify and tens of Ostriches
everywhere. I counted 40 running together at one point.


After my failed communications of the night before I'd written out my
fathers email address and phone number with a short message and
decided to flag down the first three cars and ask them to phone him
once they got to somewhere they could communicate. The first people I
met were on their way to one of the mines (I guess one of the uranium
mines I'd passed earlier) they kindly agreed to contact England for
me, not only that they gave me a burger, a salad and loads of water,
before heading off telling me I was a nutter to be out here on a bike.
I was beginning to think they might be right.
I later met Mr Vilberts who also gave me supplies (this is all in
another post) he had lead an interesting life all over southern africa. Including a spell trying
to grow rice in the Caprivi, but had to give up due to the quilea
bird. He and his fellow farmers had tried lots of things to control
them including finding their roosts and then blowing them up with
helicopter fuel and handgrenades in the night. He said this had almost
no effect on their numbers. I mentioned Ivo's dad (Clive Elliott) who's
spent a large part of his life controlling these birds, amongst other
things. He thought he new the name.


As the day went on I began to pass into more mountainous country and
the sand stopped. I was also getting better at using my water. I'd
learnt a lot from the near disaster of the previous day and was now
mixing salt and sugar with every other bottle. I'd also realised water
is not just to be used to control thirst, but also for keeping you cool. This is after all
what my body was planning to do with most of it anyway. Left to my own
physiology this would be at the expense of valuable salt and energy
actively transporting the salt. So I'd started pouring water into my hat before poping it back on my head and dampening my neck and shoulders. My thermometer was reading
37degrees in the sun by this point (should I have taken the shade reading? Well after all I was in the sun too!) Chad had lent me an ingenious device used by the British in Iraq. This uses silica granules and wraps round your neck slowly evaporating over about six hours and keeping the
vital brown fat there nice and cool (keeping your brown fat cool is
essential for preventing heat stroke and is an area particularly exposed to the
sun as a consequence of the forward leaning posture of cycling). These techniques were
working very well, but I did eventually resort to sleeping for half an
hour in the shade of the first tree I passed (since the ocean!) at around two in the afternoon.

After my cooling slumber I continued my quest searching for the Bosua
pass. I really wanted to see it since it was a major milestone to get
to and would indicate I was making progress, and I would feel better being on the East side of it. However I also knew from what I'd heard that the pass and I were unlikely to exactly hit it off once we finally met, we were never going to be friends. Our paths eventually crossed just before four in the afternoon. The sun was a little less harsh than earlier. Had we met at midday as I'd originally intended the outcome could have had a very different. It was steep. For those
of you who know Hard Knott pass in the lakes, this was worse. Think
more along the lines of a red ski run. People round here drive pretty
immense 4x4's, Chelsea tractors they ain't, even so they'd felt the
need to pave the steepest part of the road to give enough traction. I
guess even these vehicles just couldn't make it up on dirt. I'd planned on using my
lowest gear (I'm on a sort of mountain bike, just without suspension)
and to go vey slow, zigzagging if needs be. No. This as not going
to happen. I walked or I suppose pushed the whole way, twenty paces at
at time, before the lactate built up too much, this was weightlifting,
not aerobic exercise. The whole pass was only one km long, but it took me
over and hour, had two false summits and I drank two whole bottles of
water in the process. It was tough, but I made it.

It was past five by the time I reached the summit so had to camp right
there. As I laid back to do a very sweatty entry in the video diary
I'm keeping, I had my first moment of elation (you may have read
earlier that I'd been told to expect these). I'd initially been using my camera
to video but the battery had gone flat so I was now using my phone. I
switched it on and almost immediately heard the chime of a text
message! It was from Jen saying she was finally watching four weddings
and a funeral (a great film) but more importantly it meant I had reception. That has to be one of the best texts I've ever recieved. I can't describe how
this felt. I called England. My parents were in Devon watching the
Dartmouth Regatta. It was all pretty emotional after the desert and then
the pass. There is a video I took soon after, but I'll probably get
embarrassed once I return to England and this may stay locked away.

I've just made a fire and set camp. As I laid back watching stars the
from the tent I just saw a massive shooting star streak across the sky
to the west (I'm not making this up) it wasnt one of those blink and
its gone, I observed it for a quite a few seconds before it passed
behind a nearby peak. I wouldn't be surprised if it actually managed
to hit the ocean. I still have a long way to go and no doubt quit a
few more hills to come, but life is good.

Baghera's cousin pays a visit

"It is a popular belief that man-eaters do not eat the head, hands, and feet of the human victims. This is incorrect. Man-eaters, if not disturbed, eat everything - including the blood-soaked clothes, as I found on one occasion; however that is another story, and will be told some other time."

I'm safely back in Windhoek now and thought I'd share some of the
events of last night.

When I was sleeping out on the savannah I was woken in the middle of
the night by Jackals howling. They sound just like a pack of wolves,
but pose little threat to a Springbok let alone me so I quite enjoyed
listening to their wildness drifting across the grasslands... then I
heard something else. ArrhumpHH, arrhumpHH Lion! Or so I thought. I
was pretty sure they didn't exist this far south in the Namib and
anyway was quite sure I was safe in my tent. It did mean the next
morning I stayed inside till the dawn was quite light before venturing
out to scan the surrounding grass... no tawny heads to be seen (not
that I would have seen them anyway, the grass here is perfectly lion
coloured, or rather the other way round I suppose)
Later that day I met Mr Vilberts and told him what I'd heard. He
laughed and said no what I'd heard was a male Ostrich which makes a
similar noise and is often confused. So that was me told. I felt a bit
stupid, but was quite pleased really.
So later that day I'd set up camp on the top of the Bosua pass, at
about 1800 metres. I was no longer in the desert so there was plently
of old (v.v.v.dry) wood lying around and I thought I'd make a fire.
You'll read in another post how I laid with my head out of the tent
looking at the stars and seen the amazing meteorite. I even considered
falling asleep like that. I didn't.
I woke about two in the morning needing a pee. This always happens in
a tent. At least I wasn't on a moor in a rainstorm some where in
Scotland. So I was just about to nip out when... Couff, couff, couff.
Ha not gonna be fooled again. Yes that sounds like a Leopard and yes I
was in prime Leopard country, but this was probably some strange bird
call again. Anyway I had a fire so no problem getting out of the tent.
I unzipped the tent and nipped out. It was actually quite cold
outside. I noticed the fire was little more than a few embers by now
and the moon had set. It was really quite dark. So I did what I had
to, threw a few more logs on the fire and slipped back in my sleeping
bag.
Come morning I was up about 15 minutes before sunrise. The fire was
out and cold, it probably only lasted another few hours after my
little excursion. All round my camp, round the tent and my bike were
Leopard prints, perhaps that was it coughing in the night afterall, if
so it would surely have been crouching in the dark watching me pee!

WiFi

PS: if anyone knows of a wifi access point open in Windhoek after 2pm on a Saturday please let me know. I can't find one. 0447759222846
Have lots of stories for you all if I find one.

Thanks

Didn't realise was a Saturday

Sorry Have to be quick.
Have survived the desert and the mountains.
Written lots on the iPhone but having difficulty getting wifi access.
May be able to do something later today.
Am having a rest day in Windhoek because the desert was very tough.
Apologies for short post but they turn off the internet at two pm.
Hopefully more later.

Hope you all well,

Steve

26/08/2009

The Desert Express

Feel quite lucky to be on this train. Looks like there are only fifty
seats and most seem occupied. Either most people buy as they board or
I've been quite lucky.

Not looking like it will be a particularly quiet night. I'd estimate a
quarter of passengers are under five. Pretty much all those between
fifteen and twenty five seem to be having some sort of a mobile phone
music competition. Turning their sound up so loud most of their
speakers sound like they're about to disintegrate. Have they never
heard of headphones?Lucky for them Tommy's electro playlist (which is
being reserved to spur my mojo across the plains of the Kalahari) was
loaded onto the iPod not the iPhone ...else they'd all be done for!

I'm sitting next to a lovely lady called Maria who has her daughter
Chloe sitting on her lap. Chloe is three and very cute. Not at all
shy. She loves watching videos of herself on my camera (she may yet do
for my battery). They are en route to Walvis Bay the final stop of the
train, about 10miles south of Swakupmond. She is from Harare and is
travelling overland by bus to visit a cousin. I told her about my
trip... of course she thinks I'm mad, pretty much everyone I meet
does. We talked about Mugabe and Tsvangerai. She says things have
improved since the start of the reconciliation and there is now food
on the shelves, but it is all terribly expensive and you need US
dollars or Euros (and definitely not sterling) to buy anything. I
asked if she thought Mugabe had at least been good in the beginning.
She said yes, for three days. Evidently not a fan.

Mapantsula is the film on the train. Hope is a good one.

I've been to Namibia before.

I've been to Namibia before. I was here two years ago, almost to the
day. Hannah brought me here on holiday. I won't say much, I don't
think it would be fair on her. I was in two minds whether to write
anything at all, but thought in case she's following the blog it would
be wrong just to not mention our trip. I hope she doesn't mind. We had a really amazing time,
but have sadly gone our seperate ways since then. I won't say anymore,
just didn't want her to think I'd forgotten her out here, I haven't.

25/08/2009


"One moment in Annihilation's Waste,
One moment, of the Well of Life to taste The stars are setting and the Caravan Starts for the Dawn of Nothing Oh, make haste!"

(Omar Khayyám)

I'm currently a day behind schedule. This is not the end of the world. I've set aside three days to cross the Namib desert and the Khomas Hochland (some mountains to the East of the desert). Going by yesterday's performance (overall negative I agree, however) I did manage 42km in 2 hours. At this pace I could make it back to Windhoek in 2 days easily. Howver this was on a nice smooth road, no water or petrol on the bike and no food either (not that that weighs much). This could be significant. The water weighs as much as the bike itself and it will be very tempting to just drink it and be done with lugging it about (particularly when I reach to Bosua pass, which I'm told is very steep) Failing making up for the day in the desert I could also get it back in the Kalahari, where with the exception of two long days I'll only be doing a little over 100km a day. This will be on a nice road and I'll be carrying a lot less water (probably empty the bags and just use my water bottles)

Will I make it back to Windhoek in two days or will it take the full three? Watch this space!

On cartography

I'm having difficulty accessing the map on google maps (the 'find out where i've been' one at the top of the page). It's publicly editable (though I think you may need to have a google account) so if anyone finds themselves with a free moment to either look up my latest twittered location (see right hand column) or just work out where I am from recent posts and add to the map, that would be really help full. I might even bring you back a pocket full of red sand!

No longer a dream.

"It was suddenly not a dream any more, it was tangible"

(Philip Petit, Man on Wire, describing his feelings on entering the
Twin Towers)

Well yes you're right Philip and yes, it's been all too tangible. I've
had a fairly eventful day. The flight over from Joburg was fine. For
some reason it was crammed with loads of quite scruffy looking Chinese
guys who spoke no English. It was quite funny listening to the South
African cabin crew trying to communicate by just talking louder at
them (and I thought it was just us Brits who were supposed to do that)

Then made another mistake (perhaps we should start a poll on the blog
'guess which one of Steve's mistakes will eventually kill him) mistake
was I didn't have an address for my landing card. To be fair to me I
was not planning on actually staying in a building for at least the
next three days (unless you count a train as a building?) the
immigration officer was a proper old trout and kindly informed me that
the English deport people all the time (which I guess is actually
true) and so she would therefore allow me 10minutes to give her the
address and phone number to where I was staying or I was going back on
the plane. Bugger!
After some frantic txting (iPhone kindly decided It couldn't be
bothered to connect to the internet) I had a name and number of
somewhere I had absolutely no intention of ever staying and had also
never had had any contact with... luckily it seems my immigration
friend's intelect or persevereance (one or the other) didn't stretch
far as phoning them to check and I was through! Rob I owe you one!

Putting the bike together went fine. Bit of a rush job though and I
confess I have very little idea which things are in which of the four
panniers. This will have to change.

I then set out for the short ride to Windhoek to catch the train...
er... you think it's gonna be that easy do you? I don't think so
sonny! Yes firstly the short ride turned out to be 42km. I'd not
brought any water. I'd not put on any suncream (though as you will see
this rapidly ceased to be an issue) and I'd also not put on my padded
arse saving shorts. I would make a fine Shakleton or Heyerdal!

The ride was great though! Finally I was riding my bike in Africa! I
passed weaver bird nests in the trees, hornbills were swooping across
the road ahead in that distinctive flight they do, the dry grass
beside the road was almost constantly rustling with something startled
by my prescence and I saw plenty of Wharthogs almost two or three
every five minutes! Yes it was beautiful and the hills to my left
looked lovely in the setting sun... and that, my friends, was a
problem. The setting sun! As in the sun was setting! Southern Africa
of course is at the end of it's winter and the sun set at ten to six
when I was still 10km outside Windhoek. I cleverly had no map of the
city, I'd just been trusting the railway station would be signposted,
or that my fathers genes would lead me to it. Neither of these worked.
And about an hour after sunset my pedals decided not to either. I was
in a right pickle, and actually rather shi**ng it. I felt a bit like
one of the rather shortlived extras in Tsotsi. To be fair nobody tried
anything on. I didn't even get any non-fatal stab wounds.. It was just
that I was in a pretty rundown part of town with bored looking groups
of young men on each corner sitting on low walls, with plenty of open
patchs of unlit scrubby wasteland about. (It is almost a new moon at
present) To cut a long story short I phoned home (well my sister) for
the second time since lunchtime and got the number of the place I'd
been planning to stay enroute back from Swakupmond. By now I'd already
missed the train anyway.

So am I upset. Not really. I'm now a day behind schedule, but will
also now be able to get a proper nights sleep, charge my digital
menagerie and propely organise my kit (and sort those pesky pedals;
lucky that didn't happen in the desert!) and sofar none of my mistakes
have done for me so I'm rather pleased with myself!

I bid thee Adieu, till the next time.

24/08/2009

In Namibia!

In Namibia... Tyres intact! Almost got nailed by immigration though.
Gonna put bike together rapidly n get away from airport as quick as
poss before they realise my scam, more details later.


Sent remotely

Johannesburg

Flying out of Europe was tough. As I flew between London and Zurich I
felt like I was moving within a protective bubble where everything was
safe, knowing I'd shortly be bursting out of this into the unknown.

Waking on the plane this morning I looked out at the sunrise and could
see the Zambezi glistening far below and it all looked so beautiful.
I'm now glad I came. Very glad. During breakfast we flew over the
Botswanan Salt pans and I could make out the road I'd be taking in a
couple of weeks running just to their south west. I'd done a lot of
the initial planning of this journey using satelite view on google
maps and felt strangely familiar with the view I was now looking down
upon. I'm also glad to report that the road was, well... very obvious!
There's little chance of getting lost, at least on this stretch. The
salt pans were vast, really vast! There was quite a bit of water in
the centre of the bigger parts too. I wonder if this means a chance of
spotting flamingos when I pass?

Now passing into South African airspace and the terrain is becoming
more folded, I expect this will come as a pleasant change after riding
the monotony of the Kalahari. Starting our descent to J'burg now,
getting quite bumpy, probably just my bike exploding in the hold!


Sent remotely

23/08/2009

Zurich

Wilkommen in Schweiz! First short hop complete. Also realised my first
mistake, and this could be an expensive one. I forgot to let the air
out of my tyres... I'm sure the potential consequences of this
omission are obvious. I've read time and time again that you need to
do this or else the inner tubes explode as the aircraft ascends and
the hold pressure drops. I'm hoping there is a slim chance that this
is a 'theoretical' phenomenon. Failing that Im hoping the only damage
will be ruptured inner tubes, but there's every chance the tyres may
be destroyed or even parts of the bike damaged. To be honest when I
first realised what I'd done I half expected the bottom of the
aircraft to blow out any second!... this has not happened. I'll now
have to wait until unloading at Windhoek airport to assess the damage.
This is a good number of miles outside the city and the nearest bike
shop. Could be an expensive taxi trip and new pair of tyres/tubes/+++

Aside from this stupidity everything is going well. I believe the
point of a blog like this is to try n give an account of what a trip
like this feels like (including the lows and the highs) and not just
give a list of 'stuff ive done' so I should admit to being a little
terrified at what I've got myself into. Is this really just an
elaborate suicide attempt? The cruellest thing about flying out of
England is how beautiful Kent looks. It's been a beautiful day and the
long shadows cast by trees and hedges and the smoke from ships in
Dover harbour looked so safe and civilised. Why would anyone want to
leave such a place? Well, I'll be back soon.

I hope one doesn't get the impression Reading this that I'm not
enjoying myself. I am, really I'm perhaps just a little awed by what
I've got myself into (which is probably a good thing) So sorry chaps
this is how it's gonna be, you gotta come follow me on the dips If you
want to appreciate riding the highs!


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On the eve of adventure

"If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on"
(Lance Armstrong)

I'm very close now. Twenty Four hours and I'll be in the sky somewhere between the Sahara and the Congo. Many things have not been done today, but many of the important things are sorted and most importantly my bike stands all tooled up in the corridor outside my room. It looks good, but damn it is heavy!

Gonna get some sleep.




21/08/2009

Yesterday a man set fire to my ears.

Yes that's right. He did.
OK it's not actually as amazing a story as the title would suggest, but hopefully it got you reading my post. You'll have to read till the end of this post for the gory details!

I'll admit I've been a little lax updating the last couple of days. Wednesday was effectively the end of the MSc, finally handed in the summer project. I won't be winning any Nobel prizes with it but hopefully it will be enough to pass muster. Its been a heavy few days of Library time, copious black sweet coffee over the road and endless editing of references so I guess I couldn't face typing anymore text for a few days.








The weather has been amazing this week so having handed in all the work there was a fair bit of sitting in parks catching up with people, checking which secret nook of Bloomsbury everyone has been hiding away in and finding out what their plans from here on are The great thing about LSHTM is you make friends all over the world, a true global village. The problem with this is a lot of my friends are about to disappear off around the globe (though I guess I'm perhaps also guilty of this, even if just on a temporary basis) and many won't be about by the time I return. Means I'll be required to head off on lots of fun trips to visit them in the future.

So what about Africa? That is why I'm writing this blog and I guess why you're reading it. Well luckily my procrastination (right word Tommy?) has induced me to actually prepare quite a bit in advance over the last few weeks. There's still quite a bit to do, but not as much I'd feared. Yesterday involved a lot of riding around London, first over to Maria's in Canary Wharf to collect her brother's Satellite phone. Her Dad had driven over from the Netherlands to pick her up and had a ferry to catch, so this was an early start (thank you Le Grand's!). Then I headed to Canada Water to visit the temple of Quechua. A gorilla I know called Hill (he's quite small blond and angry - some of you may know him) has undertaken a number of physical quests and always seems to head here before setting out to worship his god he names Decathlon. I'm not really a superstitious person, but though it couldn't hurt to make an offering and after my visit I can confirm that he has a fine church which I'm sure will keep me safe on the road.
And finally went to the travel clinic to get jabs (Rabies and Hep A) plus water filters and got enough sorts of DDT based mosquito killers to make Rachel Carson turn in her grave.

...so my ears? Well I thought it best to get my haircut and not wanting to spend £35 which (seemed the going rate on Upper Street) nor able to spend a whole morning at Tony and Guy Academy (you get a chop for £5!) I opted to go for a back street haircut for £8. Surveying the results in a mirror this morning it doesn't seem like too bad a decision. The guy who did it was Turkish with a thick accent and to be honest I couldn't understand what he was saying most of the time. So when it seemed the cut was pretty much done and he mumbled something to me and I assumed he was offering me hair wax so nodded in affirmation. So I was more than a little surprised and slightly concerned when he pulled out an industrial sized cotton bud on a steel rod and proceeded to dip this in a bowl of meths and put a lighter to it! Perhaps I'm a little naive and this Is a common practice in gentlemans barbers but I'd not experienced this before. My assailant then proceeded to put flame to my ears and burn off the downy hairs you get on the edge of your ears. It didn't hurt and he seemed to know what he was doing and as I rode down the road (sorry, the back street) away from the barbers, the smell of singed hair in my nostrils I thought it was probably a hair cut I won't forget.



18/08/2009

Dress rehearsal

Had a bit of a practice putting stuff on the bike this evening. My bike (currently without a name, all sugestions welcomed) came back from the bike shop after it's service today. Got it done at Cycle surgery on Holloway Road and they kindly gave me the unused bits of my chain and some spare spokes for the road. So first job was to attach a front rack to let me use front panniers and get some weight off the back wheel. In the picture you can see the all important blue water bag, this will be very weighty when it is full. As is Rob's tent (the green sausage under the water bag)

Everything seems to fit on OK, does feel rather heavy though (as Tommy can testify) and that's without most of my kit.

Lizzy's wedding at the weekend was amazing. We all had an amazing time. Mum n Dad looked very proud of her and Rob did an excellent job as an usher directing everyone about, especially for the photos. There are a few pics up on my facebook site, including one he sent from the boat she and Damian sailed off down the canal in for their honeymoon. Am very envious of them, weather is perfect at the moment.

I had a bit of a 'moment' before leaving Oxford to come back to London. Last time I will see Mum n Dad before heading off and I know they are very worried about this trip. Guess preparing for it all and finishing dissertation got the better of me for a minute, but feeling better about it all now. I've just finished reading Al Humphries first book "Moods of Future Joys' about his solo trip round the world on a bike and sailing ships. He often talks about how going solo leaves you open to big highs but also big lows. So will be expecting a few more 'moments' in the weeks ahead on the road, but hopefully even more highs! I guess this is one of the motivations for writing this blog. Not only should I have a great record of this trip once I get back hopefully meet some people on the road and perhaps learn to write a slightly more entertaining style of prose through doing it, but it is also a way to share what I'm doing and stay in contact with family and friends who can leave me comments (hint, HINT!) down the right hand column of the page (please keep it clean)

Is getting late and the battery on my laptop is going flat. Sadly no smart arsed quote prepared for tonight so time for B. E. D. I bid thee adieu.

15/08/2009

Half booked!

"in themselves they trusted"
(Sôlar lioð)


Checking flights this evening and they were running out! This was inevitable. Make your mind up, muppet!

The Mozambique flights are a little complicated with respect to baggage... and still well over a month and a half away. So I left that to speak to some one on the phone. but..... flight out is booked! BOOKED! Yes, I'm going. Scared, excited, but going!

I'm flying with Swiss and here's the proof...















13/08/2009

Tweeting to Oxford

Am in Oxford now. Lizzy (my sister) is getting married in two days. She had a rehearsal of the ceremony this evening and since I'm doing a reading my presence was requested.

If you take a look at the 'where i've been map' at the top of the blog you should see a line of postings roughly following the rail line between London and Oxford. That was me this afternoon trying out ways of updating my location in preparation for the trip. I used twitter on iPhone (tweetie) and then got my brother Rob to use the 'add to my maps' function on google maps to record this onto the map.

Whats so good about this? Well, when I have iPhone reception i(which will be remarkably often. I'll be able to update my location via twitter and even when not I will probably still be able to do it with the satelite phone. What's not so good it that it is such a long winded and clunky system. After all I'm supplying location based data to twitter and you would think there'd be some kind of mash up by now that should allow me to feed this direct onto the map and record a log of when I've been where. If anyone knows a way of doing this I'd be very interested.

Here is Lizzy receiving instructions from the priest.

... and here is my reading,

"If I have not love, I gain nothing.

Earnestly desire the higher gifts. And I will show you still more excellent ways

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have nit love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver my body to be burned but have not love I gain nothing

Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right. love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

Love never ends"

(Corinthians I)

12/08/2009

Priorities

Biking plans all having to take a back seat for the next 12hrs or so. I have to hand in a draft of my summer project by 11am tomorrow... and it ain't quite at that stage just yet.

I've just abandoned LSHTM common room to head home and pick up some red bull enroute.

One usually works, two always hits the mark. I find it doesn't make you think better but does mean you no longer have to worry about falling asleep. So I'm now ensconced in my room with papers all round me on typing away (not at work though, on this blog!) planning to push on to dawn. Bit of a shame I'm not in the countryside, tonight's the best for observing the Perseid meteor shower. Cloudy here at present so even if there were no light pollution I'd be hard pressed to see anything. Here's a time lapse from two years ago leading up to dawn (not mine sadly)






11/08/2009

The beginning of the end of the bit before the beginning

"Fear has its use, but cowardice has none"
(Mahatma Gandhi)

Yesterday I received confirmation from Tower Hamlets that I can take a week of annual leave at the start of my placement there. The significance of this?...

... I now have no reason not to go. This is quite terrifying. Yes I've still got a lot to do, not least of these is a major part of the MSc summer project, but the thing is there is now no obstacle other than my own cowardice to stop me going. As if to drive this home a package arrived today from wiggle. This had front and rear racks for the bike and a new cycle computer. The old one, which had accompanied me all the way to Edinburgh and Land's End and round London over the last year, was removed from my bike a few weeks ago by some entrepreneurial spirit on the Holloway road.

So here I am with a green light to go, lots of equipment (the subject of a future post no doubt) and a sleeping cycle computer with 00000km on the clock,

...but no plane tickets.

So what did I do? I chickened out and bought travel insurance instead. I did actually look up flights (and interestingly found out that a return flight to Windhoek is cheaper than a single! How does that work?) there were still plenty of seats available. Luckily I found some excuse for myself about needing to check airline cycle policies and cargo procedures, which should delay me having to take the leap until at least tomorrow. Pheew! Then I will (probably) buy them for sure.

SPOILER ALERT!
If you're reading this it's because I've actually bought the tickets since I've promised myself that this blog stays private until tickets are bought and is deleted in it's entirety if I end up bottling it.




10/08/2009

Maps

I now have maps. This is good.

Training - Tour de Londres

Took a ride in the sun with Tommy, Ben and Jack yesterday. They're all training for Sandy Balls, a half Ironman and needed to get 50 miles done today so we teamed up for mutual benefit (after all I need to get a few miles under my belt as well). Once I started planning a route I realised 50 miles around London allows you to see quite a bit of the City.

Here's where we went,












We set off late morning heading down the Euston road, across Hyde Park and over Hammersmith Bridge. Richmond park was as usual beautiful, but quite a few cars with the warm weather. We passed a small herd of Fallow deer by the road. The stags still had velvet over the Antlers, this will all be off by the time I return form Africa.













In the park Jacks's front brake fell off and I was stung by a bee (yes OK not much of a war wound, but I was going quite rapid when I took this bullet!),








Then back through Central London along the Embankment, over Tower Bridge to Greenwich, crossing back north of the river on the Woolwich ferry,

... through Canary Wharf and the City and back up to Islington.

Great ride, but ominously I started bonking in the last km to Angel. Think I'd just gone a bit hard from the ferry back through the Docklands and forgotten to eat anything. Felt pretty knackered. Was worried because this was only just over 80km and, as you can see from the previous post, I'll regularly need to be passing well beyond over this distance if I want to get ocean to ocean under my own steam. But the difference is speed. We covered this distance (including stops) in three and a half hours. I'll have 12-13 hrs of day light (admittedly the middle of the day may well not be rideable due to heat - particularly in the Kalahari) but this will allow me to go much, much slower.

When I think about things which may stop me covering the distance in the allotted time (my physical ability, equipment failures, getting sick etc...) I'm imaging a bus stalking me to scoop me up and take me to Maputo... as a failure, something like the car following the top gear presenters on some of their challenges a voiture balai.

...as I waited outside Waitrose for Tommy to bring my some chocolate milk and tantastics the bus of doom felt very close.

08/08/2009

Here's a chart showing the distances I'm expecting to cover each day (click on the image for a larger view) It averages just under 100km each day (this is about the same as London to Oxford). There are a couple of big days near the start after leaving Windhoek. I've heard this bit of road isn't so interesting and I'm hoping I'll still be fairly fresh after a short day into the Capital and a shower and proper feed... that's the plan anyway!



There are only 2 rest days scheduled however as you can see there are 4 spare days at the end in Maputo so if I become confident enough that I'll not need them to ensue I make it to the plane I can use these earlier (famous last words). This is only an outline plan, I'd be amazed if this I what I actually end up doing.

Very 'professional' (and detailed) video outline of the challenge

Overview of the route

Here is an overview of the route. Starting in Swakupmond in Nambia, crossing the Namib desert to the capital Windhoek. Then on across the Kalahari to Maun the gateway to the Okavango Delta. After this the route heads south to the border with South Africa. After crossing the border the route goes across the Waterberg mountains to Mokopane which sits near some of the oldest prehistoric human sites in Africa. Then on to the Northern Drakensberg mountains and down the panorama route. First passing the Blyde River Canyon, the third deepest in the world then on past the 65 metre Mac Mac falls. The last leg Passes into and out of Swaziland via mountain passes and then finally drops down in to Mozambique to cross the coastal plain to the capital Maputo and a well earned rest!